unicorn-moment

Christmas is coming up, and frankly, I'm kinda apprehensive. I've learned that you can never put your faith on Santa cuz he's a lazy slacker. I put out cookies and milk for him. Then, I got hungry in the middle of the night and ate them myself. But it's still his fault, you know? He should've gotten to the cookies faster, I mean, ever heard of the saying "first come, first served?" But, you know what? That's okay. I don't hold grudges. So this year, I have a list of stuff that I want for Christmas. I want better abs. (just kidding) And yup. That's it. Usually, I don't celebrate Christmas the traditional way. Soft warm stockings hung on